Balloons

little johnny saw his mom get out of the shower and saw her titties he asks mommy what are those she didn't know what to say so she tells him to go ask his dad. well he does and his dad says they are her balloons and when she dies they blow up and send her to heaven, well about a week later uncle Greg came to visit and little johnny walked in his moms room and ran back out to his dad and says dad come quick moms dieing, dad says why u say that little johnny says uncle Greg is blowing up her balloons and she's screaming oh my god I'm cummin.