SEX POEM

Roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs & give me an hour.

Kissing is a habit, fucking is a game- guys get all the pleasure & girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in the hospital- a baby with no name. The baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore, this never wouldve happened if the rubber hadnt tore!

Sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs & pray 2 god u dont multiply.

Roses r red, grass is green, open ur legs & ill fill u with cream.

Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r forgiven so stick it in.

Roses r nice, violets r fine, i'll be the 6 if u b the 9.

Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont be sassy, use ur tounge & make it NASTY!!