How much do you love me ?

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.

Wife : No just tell me....
Santa : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without you...

Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...

Santa (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM cards :P :D (Y)