Sunday, June 30, 2013

Ladies Toilet

A guy in a hurry used the
ladies 'toilet in a posh
hotel'.. He sat down and
noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it, He
pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh. Feeling
pampered, he decided to
press the last button
APR.
He later woke up in a
hospital.
A nurse smiled & said to
him, Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't
find a pad on you, it went
for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar
over there!