A little boy

A little boy hears the word whorehouse in
school and asks his father what it means. His
father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well,
uh... you go there to... have a good time."
The boy starts screaming and hollering that
he wants to go there too, but his father
insists that he's too young.

Saturday night his dad and a few friends go
to "Suzie's" to "have a good time", not
knowing the little boy is following them.

After his father leaves, the little boy enters
the whorehouse and tells the madame that he
wants to have a good time. She's a bit
puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted
lady she gives him three doughnuts and tells
him to leave.

Later that night when he comes home, his parents
are worried. His father approaches him first
and asks him where he's been.

"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.

"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"

"I managed the first two without any
problem, but I just licked the last."