Thursday, February 21, 2013

Six men

The Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"