An angry wife

An angry wife to her husband on Phone:

"Where the hell are you?"

Husband:

Darling You Remember that Jeweler Shop? Where you Saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell In Love with It and I Didn't have Money that time n I said "Baby It'll be yours 1 Day"

Wife, with a big Smile & Blushing: Yes Yes I remember that My Love

Husband: I m In the Pub just next to that shop.