Questions and answers

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 9 inches is rare

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whores fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.

Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.

Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.

Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About two inches.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!

Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed.
Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.