Dino got very

Mamma was in the kitchen, busy preparing dinner when suddenly the newly wed daughter came rushing and complained.... mamma mamma Dino is got a very hairy hands.... mamma replied , Maria you go upstairs and make Dino happly, I make da pasta. A moment later Maria appears agains and says mamma, mamma Dino is got a very hairy chest, Mamma say Maria you go upstairs and make Dino happy I make da pasta...... meanwhile Dino been a one legged man removes his wooden leg and lies on the bed, Maria sees this and rushes to her mother and screams, mamma mamma Dino got a foot and a half, and mother say Maria you make da pasta and I maker Dino happy...