Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Public toilets

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”

The voice said “So what are you up to?”

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”

From next door, “Can I come over?”

Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”

The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions"