A
fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing
with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have
any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The
woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just
came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of
an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year
old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied.:)
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