Men are brilliant until

A man walks up to the bar with an
ostrich behind him, the bartender
asks for their order and the man
says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to
the ostrich. "I'll have a beer too"
says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and
says "That will be $3.40," and the
man reaches into his pocket and
pays with the exact change for
payment.
This became a routine until late one
evening, the two enter again. "The
usual?" asks the bartender."Well,
it's close to last call, so I'll have a
large Scotch" says the man. "Same
for me" says the ostrich. "That will
be $7.20" says the bartender. Once
again the man pulls exact change
out of his pocket and places it on
the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his
curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always
come up with the exact change out
of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years
ago I found this old lamp. When I
rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first
wish was that if I ever needed to
pay for anything, I just put my hand
in my pocket and the right amount
of money will be there."
"Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but
you'll always be as rich as u
want!"says the bartender."That's
right! Whether it's a gallon of milk,
or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is
always there," says the man.
"That's fantastic!" says the
bartender. "Oh, one other thing
wats with the ostrich?"
The man replies, "Oh, my second
wish was for a chick with long
legs...

MORAL OF THE STORY :
Men are brilliant until they think
about a woman ;)