PAPA FAINTED

Papa: Whom do u like more Mummy or Papa?
Kid: both!
Papa: Tell me only one.
Kid: both!
Papa: if i go America & ur mother go to Paris. Where u go?

Kid: Paris
Papa: This mean u like ur mother?
Kid: No. Paris is beautiful then America!
Papa: If i go Paris & ur mother go America so where u go?
Kid: America
Papa: Why?
Kid: because i havent been there before . .