SMSes you never want to receive

SMSes you never want to receive:: 

1) I'm pregnant
2) It's over.
3) Hey I know we are best friends, do you mind if I date your ex.
4) Sorry , I had an accident with your car.
5) Just saw your lover kissing another person. Will send pics now.
6) Remember when I said I want to tell you something and you said it didn't matter and we had unprotected sex? I'm HIV positive.

7) I'm coming there right now to take my money with bouncers.