Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
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His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He
tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After
ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad
and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family
arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room,
and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade
police.
Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the
hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He
had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took
up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be
done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day
spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's
whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was.
As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then
stormed in.
After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally
reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a
bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be..
As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious,
he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed
he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life
didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back.
Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the
field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He
took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step
on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite
with his family again once more.
As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison
whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."