Mississippi

2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New
York. They sit down & engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting
next 2 them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of
them say the following:
"Emma cums first.
Den I cum.
Den two asses cum together.
I cum once-a-more!
2 asses, they cum 2gether again.
I cum again and pee twice.
Then I cum one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more and
shouts "You foul- mouthed sexobsessed
Indian, in this country we don't speak
aloud in public places about our sex lives
however extraordinary they are."
"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.
"Who talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
Mississippi.":D

(I swear you're gonna read this again).... :D