Women are women.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place & made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep & woke up at 8 pm. The man hurriedly dressed & told his lover to take his shoes outside & rub them in the grass & dirt. He then put on his shoes & drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm havin an affair wit my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.
She looked down at his shoes & said: 'You are lying bastard! You've been playing golf!

Moral: Women are women. Truth or lies, they'll never believe you !