Grade school vs Middle school vs High school

Grade school; "Mommy, can i sit at the grown-up table?" Middle school; Ugh, I'm too old to sit at the damn kids table." High school; "Fuck yes! I get to sit at the kids table." Grade school; "Yes, coloring books!" Middle school; "Wtf is this? 4th grade?" High school; "Ok, who took my red crayon?" *Teacher is going to call your mom* Grade school; "Noooo!!!!"*sobs* Middle school; "I don't care"*secretly worries* High school; *feet on the desk* "Tell her I said hi" *Watching Finding Nemo* Grade school; "Yayy Nemo!!!" Middle school; "Gaaayyy!!!" High school; "Fuck Yeah Nemo!!!" Grade school; "I wanna play in the snow!!!" Middle school; "Eww, snow I'm goin' back to bed." High school; "Dude,get over here, NOW! We are building a fucking snowman!" *At the park* Grade school; "Jungle gym!!!" Middle school; "Ugh, lame!"*sits on swings* High school; "Dude, watch me run up this bitch!"(slide) Grade school; "YAYY!!! I got a gold star!!!" Middle school; *other kid gets gold star* "Freak!" High school; "Yo, check out my gold star bitches!" *Playing tag* Grade school; "Never gonna catch me!!!" Middle school; " You tag me and I'll rip your throat out." High school; "Eat dust, bitches!!!" Sent from Dirty Jokes http://goo.gl/Au7vS