Thursday, July 18, 2013

I got

A little boy and little girl, around 6 years old are talking. Just like all men, the little boy wants to impress the little girl. He says, "I got a lollipop, for you", the little girl responds, "so what, I got a whole bag of candy". The little boy, a bit exasperated, says "I got a quarter, for you", the little girl responds, "so what, I got a dollar". Now, feeling some frustration, the little boy pulls down his pants, and points to his privates, and says to the little girl, "Hey, I have one of these", the little girl responds, "so what," pulls down her panties, points to her privates, and says, "I have one of these, and mummy said when I grow up, I get as many of those, as I want".