Saturday, June 22, 2013

LOST

A woman in a hot air balloon realized that she is lost. :/

She reduced the altitude & shouted to a man below: "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

Man below replied: "You r in hot air balloon 30 feet above d ground.U r at 41 deg north latitude & 59 deg west longitude." :)

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do u know?

Lady: Everything u told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost. :/

Engineer: You must be in Top Management. ;)

Lady: Ya.How do you know ?

Engineer: U don't know where you are or where you're going. U made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & u expect people beneath u to solve ur problems. ;) (Y)