Wild Things

Rahul: I took my dad to the mall the other
day to buy some new shoes (he is 60).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching someone sitting
next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors - green, red, orange & blue - and my
dad kept staring at her.
The teen would look over and find my dad
staring, every time.
When she'd finally had enough, she
sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done
anything Wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my
food so I wouldn't choke on His response
which I knew would be a great one.
In classic style, he responded without batting
an eyelid:
"Got drunk years back and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were
my daughter!?