Saturday, May 18, 2013

Different professions and Different Instruction

Different professions..........

Different Instruction...........

..........Same Interest.............

Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."
Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still " 
Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy ?"
Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush ?"
Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69."
Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."
Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"
Police: "You don't need protection."
Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."
Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."
Gym trainer: "Push harder".
Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."
Telephone Guy : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!��