Thursday, April 11, 2013

One morning

One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives

complaining of serious back pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him:

"Tell me what happened to your back…?"

The patient replies: "Sir, I work fora local night

club. This morning I go to my apartment early and

heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I

knew someone had been with mywife and the

balcony door was open. I rushed out of the

balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked

down from the balcony I saw a man running out

and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I

grabbed the fridge and threw it athim. It was very

heavy… That is how I strained my back….!!!"

Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said: "My previous patient looked

bad,…. But you look terrible….. What the hell

happened to you….??"

He replied: "You know I have beenunemployed for

a while now…., today was the first day at my new

job….. I forgot to set my alarm andI was late,….. I

was running out of the building, getting dressed at

the same time……, and you won't believe it but I

was hit by a fridge…., I don't know how and

where from this fridge fall on me…!!!"

Before closing hours, the third patient comes

He looks like he was punished in hell

The doctor is shocked.

He asked: "What is the hell happened to you….??"

The patient replies:

"Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge..