The Doc.

A gorgeous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism flew out the window. He was overwhelmed with passion and desire and immediately told her to get undressed. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so, he said, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You're checking for abrasions and dermatological abnormalities. "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You're checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer." "Correct," replied the doctor. Then he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes.... which is why I'm here."