NEVER FORCE YOUR CHILD TO PRAY
NEVER FORCE YOUR CHILD TO PRAY:
The neighbors had come over for dinner at Little Johnny's place. As
they sat down for dinner, father asked Little Johnny to do the prayers.
Johnny replied, "But dad, i am scared."
His Dad told him to just be honest and say what he felt best. So as everyone joined hands,
Johnny began: "Dear Lord, thank you for bringing the kid who ate my
cookies. Please bless them him with food so that he doesn't take mine.
Also forgive his elder brother who undressed my sister and started
wrestling with her. I am sure he wont do that again. Speaking of
clothes, I want you to bless all the naked women on my dads phone with
clothes. Seriously, they need it. And lastly, I want you to provide
shelter to the homeless man who sleeps with my mom when dad goes to
work. Thank you." No one had dinner that day.
posted by TARUN PATEL at 6:46 PM
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