Cost $10

Most Epic Joke:
Jignesh "My elbow really hurts. I
guess I should see a doctor."?
His friend "Don't be so desi.
There's computer at the drug
store that can diagnose anything
quicker and cheaper than a
doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your
urine, and the computer will
diagnose your problem and tell
you what you can do about it. It
only costs $10.00."???
Jignesh figured he had nothing to
lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug
store.
Finding the computer, he poured
in the sample and deposited the
$10.00.
The computer started making
some noise and various lights
started flashing. After a brief
pause, out popped a small slip of
paper which read?? You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
warm water, avoid heavy labor. It
will be better in two weeks.
That evening, while thinking how
amazing this new technology was
and how it would change medical
science forever, Jignesh began
to wonder if this could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap
water, a stool sample from his
dog, and urine samples from his
wife and daughter. To top it off,
he masturbated into the
concoction.
He went back to the drug store,
located the computer, poured in
the sample and deposited the
$10.00.? The machine again
made the usual noises, flashed
lights, and printed out the
following analysis:???
1. Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.?
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe
him with anti-fungal shampoo.?
3. Your daughter is getting'
screwed by three guys at the
same time and has urinary
infection. Put her on Antibiotic
and keep a track of her outings.
4. Your wife is pregnant . . . twins.
They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And Bastard, If you don't
stop masturbating, your elbow will never get better!