Media

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that
he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS
IN TOWN"
The king fainted
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted
The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the
donkey and leave it in jungle.
The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
That's Media :P