Mad disease

This farmer offered a very logical explanation as the reasons for mad cow disease. A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook , Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: "Good evening, Sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The Farmer: (staring at the reporter) said, "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" Lady Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): "Well, Sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?" The Farmer: "Madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" The Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point." The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, Madam. Just imagine, if I play with your breats twice a day and only make love to you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?