WW, WA, PP & APR

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down &
noticed 4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM
WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving
it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later
woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad
on you, it went for your balls.
Your balls are in this jar...!!:O :]xx #:-s >:O :'(