The reason I got divorced

The reason I got divorced.

Last week i had my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids.

I went to work, Even my colleagues didn't wish me....

As i entered my cabin my secretary said," Happy Birthday Boss" I felt so special, She asked me out to lunch.

After lunch,she invited me to her apartment.

WE went there,

She said in a sexy voice,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"OKAY", i said nervously

She came out 5 min later with a cake and My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues...

All Screaming, SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

And I was waiting on the sofa....... NAKED!