NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN..

Man : "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a
week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could
you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing
box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my
things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did
exactly as her husband said.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good..
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why
didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?"

You'll love the answer..!!

"I did.. They're in your fishing box!!