Thursday, January 31, 2013

Movie taught us

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or
practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents,
working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote
basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
.5. U.S is a place where you can meet all mythical
creatures like werewolves and vampires.
INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire
you cut you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up;
but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone
you meet will know the steps.