Agnes
married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again
and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and
this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the
Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally
together.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her
friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The
friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”:)
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