An Attractive Lady

An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room.
A doctor walks in to her room and asks her, "What is the problem
ma'am?"
The lady replies, "Doctor, I have been having trouble with my
rectum, it hurts really bad."
The doctor tells the woman, "Why don't you lay on your stomach so
I can take a look at it, OK?"
So, the woman turns over and the doctor begins to examine her rear
end.
After a while, the doctor asks the young lady, "Ma'am, have you had
anal lately?"
The lady replies, "No, why?"
The doctor then says, "Would you like to?"