What do u think I am ?

Wife says to husband:
W:Come help in the garden.

Husband:Who do u think I am?a gardener?

W:Come fix the toilet faucet.

H:Who do u think I am?a plumber?

W:Come fix the door handle.

H:Who do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?

The wife said its the neighbor's son,but he gave me 2 options...

Either to make him a hamburger or to sleep with him...

Husband:I'm sure,you gave him a hamburger!!

Wife:What do u think I am??

Mc Donalds