Do You Know

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!