Alcohol REDUCES life by 5 minutes

Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentines Day...

Most people don't have Aids on Aids Day.

Every 2nd peg of Alcohol REDUCES life by 5 minutes &

Each Sex session Increases Life by 10 minutes..

Conclusion :
A FUCKING DRUNKARD NEVER DIES.

ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME.
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Please wear CONDOM & HELMET on your appropriate "Heads" during "Respective DRIVINGS" :)