A Blonde Joke
A
blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar
stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind
guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The
bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a deep voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
The bartender is blonde, and I'm blonde with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The
lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it
seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it four times."
posted by TARUN PATEL at 8:14 AM
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