22 YEARS OLD WIFE

When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75 to 80 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping centre sobbing his eyes out.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said, 'I have a 22 year-old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly brewed coffee.'

I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?'

He said, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon.'

I asked again, 'So why are you crying?'

He continued, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until midnight.'

I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?'

He answered, 'I can't remember where I live.':)