Autobiography of a Sad Man

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Autobiography of a Sad Man: Why he got divorced...
Last wéek was my birthday....
 My wife didnt wish me....
 My parents forgot and so did my kids....
 I went to work....
 Even my colleagues didnt wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said,
"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special....
She asked me out to lunch....
 After lunch,she invited me to her apartment...
 WE went there.... She said,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?"
"OKAY",i said...
She came out 5min later with a cake
And My Wife,,My Parents,,My Kids,,My Friends  & My Colleagues...
 All Screaming,,SURPRISE....
 And I was waiting on the sofa............. NAKED.